A 'Tail' Of 2 Multanis, 2000 Years Apart

I was taken aback when I heard it. It was a BBC special being shown on National Geographic. Some Brit reporter tracing the route of conquests of Alexander The Great through the Sub-Continent, which is now Pakistan and India.




When Alexander came upon the walled and fortified city of Multan (then the capitol of the Trigarta Kingdom), he ordered his army to scale the walls. But whoever tried, met with stiff resistance from the locals and perished.



So Alexander ordered a ladder to be put up against the wall and he climbed-up himself. As he reached the top and started fighting, a poison arrow struck him between the ribs and pierced his lung. He collapsed and fell back to the ground. There the Multanis pounded on his helmet, his breastplate till the mighty warrior was left cowering against the wall. That was the turning point of his campaign. His wound got infected. He went into shock and his army retreated through the white deserts of Balochistan (Makran today), where he is said to have lost the majority of his men to thirst and hunger.

BaRay beyabro ho kar teray kochay sey hum niklay

This is what the Multani ancestors of Syed Yousuf Raza Gillani did to the superpower of their time, armed with bows and arrows. And look at this Multani today. He probably needs a change of diaper, about now.



John Kerry came swinging down from WA, like Tarzan on a vine. In one blow, he kicked the joint resolution of the parliament onto the trash heap, which was trumpeted out at 2:00AM in the morning after a closed door session that continued for 11 hours straight. The collective will of the people, in the hands of cowards and opportunists, lays waste.



Not only that, Kerry ordered our nincompoop leadership (civilian+military) to hand over the tail section of the stealth chopper that hides the secrets of America's latest technology. This chopper stalled and fell into the Abbottabad compound and was supposedly blown-up by the Seal team. I guess they didn't do such a hot job, since they were in a hurry to get out.



And would you believe it, these bey-ghairat, boot-polishing chamcheys have acquiesced on bended knee ?. Yes, we are not going to study it and make sure we are not taken-in-by-stealth the second time around. No, we can't be bothered to safe-guard our national interests. Kerry will be taking it away with him, to turn around and send it back to attack us, another day. Pehlay aik chamaat, phir doosri chamaat. The cycle-of-capitulations continues.

Will PML-N make any hue and cry about this ?, of course not. All Pakistani leadership (minus Imran Khan) has stored their nest eggs in western capitols. They may be corrupt, spineless, shameless, incompetent, but not stupid enough to do that!.

Hum hain na, to rant and rail against the "Bahadur Shah Zafar"s of our time.

Here is the second leg of Alexander's retreat out of today's Pakistan. At least this is less embarrassing.

Marvi Memom: Will The Real MQM Please Stand Up ?

When I saw the two main Chaudhrys of Punjab, flanking the tiny troll, Farooq Sattar behind a row of mics, in a photo-op designed to show solidarity with a promise of their full co-operation in their areas of influence in Punjab (for reciprocal help in Sindh), I thought the PML-Q had lost their minds, altogether.

Let's cut the BS. MQM is not a political party. As opined by many professionals who have had the unenviable task of managing Karachi, MQM is a mafia. From extortion rackets, hits, shakedowns to assassinations of high profile targets, this outfit does it all. Every member of this organization has to come up with a certain amount of fixed cash to fill up it's coffers. Most of it's high profile leadership have multiple murder cases pending on them.




So it was a breath of fresh air to see Marvi Memon, MNA of PML-Q, take on the MQM rep, Sheikh Salahuddin (MNA) on the Javed Chaudhry show Kal-Tak. Marvi did everything, except pull out his awful hair plugs from his head.

She had some help from the PML-N rep on the show, Engr. Khurram Dastagir, but as usual, she took over the show and set the agenda. She basically laid out the facts:

(1) MQM is not a new party with a clean slate. It is a party with a long checkered history of willing to shake hands with anybody in power, as long as they get their share. (2) Mohajirs were welcomed with open arms by Sindhis in 1947, but their attitude quickly earned them the ire of the locals.(3) MQM has worked to create and fuel ethnic divides, to perpetuate it's rule through the divide-n-rule recipe. (4) MQM has tried to isolate Karachi & Hyderabad from the rest of Sindh, denying local population their rights and opportunities, by design (5) MQM rules by threats, fear and violence to curb dissent and force it's agenda. (6) MQM is lead by a man who is a UK national, who has been living in self-exile for decades, exhorting his followers through long-distance telephonic addresses.

The MQM agent tried his best to dodge, fake and juke these charges, peddling the usual MQM manjan. But he was out-witted and intellectually over-powered by the two PML stalwarts, who gave him no quarter and exposed the lies and hypocrisy.

Punjabi voters, it is said, are forgiving and easily manipulated by slick shysters with forked tongues. Let's hope they still retain the power of sight. See what MQM has brought to the City of Lights in 26 continuous years of being in power: death, destruction, darkness and despair. Is that the kind of future they wish to impart to the future generations of Punjab ?. Like any epidemic, MQM should be quarantined in Karachi and straightened-out here.

Marvi, has set the record straight. Much appreciated.